Two dildos the size of a fully erect donkey dick fell out of Somizi Mhlongo’s purse yesterday in OR Thambo International Airport, Joburg.
According to eye witnesses not only were they shocked by the size of the dildos, “The girth of the dildos were shocking if you’re to imagine it penetrating something, it was the size of my upper arm bruh”. Said one witness claimed he was lost for words upon the sight of the se_x toys.
Everybody was shocked by the size of the toys and kids were asking their parents “what are those mommy, Daddy what are those, mommy’s is smaller”. It got really awkward in the Airport.