Oscar Pistorius might join the Paralympics team whether you like it or not. We have learned that president Jacob Zuma and minister of sports are sending Oscar to Rio so he can win us some gold medals.
According to insiders the context of his temporary release is based on the success rate of South Africans who were previously convicted.
“Jail time and criminal charges motivate people to excel, When given this temporary freedom Oscar will run faster.”
Said Zuma. “Look at Tata, Straight from jail and become the best president, I’m also a good example”.
Jacob Zuma said he is only doing this for the country. “people need to be given a second chance, We can’t let talent like that rot in jail”
A treadmill and other supplies were installed last week to help Oscar get ready.