President Jacob Zuma is finally getting circumcised at age 74 to fulfill the first ladies dream to feel the ziiiing phenomenon.
According to our source the President’s wives had been nagging him for quite sometime about the matter and the problem was that he was too busy and stressed out.
“THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING FAMILY NEEDS HIS PRIORITY RIGHT NOW, HE IS GOING TO TAKE THE WHOLE MONTH OFF IN JUNE SO HIS PENIS COULD HEAL IN PEACE”.
Said our source who is who is very close to one of the President’s wives.
We also got hold of a scripted speech which Jacob Zuma is going to use in Durban next week to break the big news and also encourage other Zulus to get circumcised.